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RENTING INFO: Keith is german. That makes him extra-special. Ja! $65/hr.


Full Name: Keith Daniel Hoerig

Birthplace: Metarie, Louisiana (but I've lived in Denver for 18 years)

Birthday: 08-04-72

Favorite Cereal: Frosted Flakes and a banana or Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

When you were saved: 1985

Church: Corona Presbyterian Church

Did you go to College, what did you study?: Metropolitan State College of Denver, studying Electrical Engineering Technology, but I dropped out in my last year to do the band full time.

Favorite Bands: Mike Knott, Aunt Betty's, L.S.U., Avail, Altar Boys, Blondie, The Clash, Pedro The Lion, The Danielson Famile, The Choir, The Crucified, Elvis Costello, Brian Healy/D.A.S., Aretha Franklin, Face to Face, Green Day, Peter Gabriel, Less Than Jake, Letters To Cleo, Mortal, MxPx, Nirvana, Nobody Special, Nerf Herder, Pietasters, The Police, Charlie Peacock, Metallica, Radiohead, Rancid, Rocket From The Crypt, Op Ivy, Diana Ross, Stray Cats, Joe Jackson, Slapstick, Weezer, Susanne Vega, Sepultura, Vengeance Rising, U2, NoFX, The Go-Gos, Jimmy Eat World.

Favorite FIF song to play: It changes often. I like playing Every New Day a lot.

Favorite Bible Verse: The book of Romans

Favorite Venue to Play at: Used to be the Mercury Cafe in Denver, but we don't play there anymore. I'm not sure if I have a favorite any more.

Brand of Equipment you use: Epiphone guitars, Ernie Ball strings, Gold Bond powder, Toyota automobiles, Jansport Backpacks, Zteca burritos, Lim's Mongolian BBQ, Blue Bonnet chips and salsa, Pasquini's pizza, and Macintosh computers.

Future plans (after FIF): Monster truck racing

What do you like best about being in FIF?: Well, it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social.

Hobbies: Snowboarding, Scuba Diving, Science Fiction novels, and I collect spores, molds and fungus.

Pets: I have a small lizard and want to get some more tropical fish, yes I really am that boring. My roommate has a dog.

Girlfriend: I have no girlfriend, but Feisch from the Smiley Kids is REALLY cute!

What is the funniest thing that has ever happened on the road: There was this one time we stayed up way past midnight

How long have you been playing your respective instrument?: I have been playing for 4,147,200 minutes.

What advice do you offer to aspiring musicians?: Don't take wooden nickles, never look a gift horse in the mouth, and remember that kick boxing is the sport of the future.

Anything you want to add or comment on: No matter what anyone else tells you, EVERYTHING you read on the Internet is absolutely TRUE!!!!!!!